dewanowango on May 17, 2026 8:37 pm Oh rattlesnake eggs! If that’s 90 pounds of cheese I’m an armadillo. Now gimme
PlantWide3166 on May 17, 2026 8:49 pm https://preview.redd.it/58n8gc6yfr1h1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f99e6d8e8f2a9baa72ffbce91a527b370777ec
DueMeat2367 on May 17, 2026 8:52 pm Tommy McCheesy is a statistical aberation and should be accounted into that average.
dollythecat on May 17, 2026 8:55 pm I try to let it sink in, but I’m so full of cheese, it just floats.
charkleman on May 17, 2026 8:57 pm I used to eat 90 pounds of cheese a day, but then I took an arrow to the knee…
Horse_Cop on May 17, 2026 9:15 pm The average person swallows nine pounds of spiders in their sleep *per year*
MrSureDudeSure on May 17, 2026 9:26 pm https://preview.redd.it/5wi0fuagmr1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da37a63f892490f4578bc60b5918ca9843bc175b
thefirstwhistlepig on May 17, 2026 9:28 pm What kind of dumbass bait is this? The average American eats something like *40* pounds of cheese *per year.” Where do you clowns find these memes?
Fabulous-Spread6120 on May 17, 2026 9:32 pm https://preview.redd.it/dr7pjxeknr1h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6ba0e2740ccc59b1a6b994c0965d738bf17573
Maximus_343 on May 17, 2026 9:32 pm https://preview.redd.it/as9eg9elnr1h1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff1ec190c5bf6d188dc94b3a5ec1620ea77cfb7
Kitchen-Hat-5174 on May 17, 2026 9:51 pm Homer… Did you stay up eating cheese all night again??? I think I’m blind.
Diela1968 on May 17, 2026 9:55 pm Jokes aside, I don’t even eat 90 pounds of any food in a day. These numbers must be per week. Or month.
alligatorprincess007 on May 17, 2026 11:25 pm I don’t, my stomach is full from the credit cards worth of plastic I munch on every wk
Bud_wiser_hfx on May 17, 2026 11:35 pm https://preview.redd.it/bkww7jai9s1h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94de8271feb9999fd9b20c1521dd26251de30055
whatshisfaceboy on May 18, 2026 5:17 am Well, I think I’ve found the answer to the food hacks question. https://preview.redd.it/fyfouw2jyt1h1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8433ab866faa9a6cf9542533383c437c4c163981
Punawild on May 18, 2026 6:40 am 90 lbs every day, huh? I apologize for slacking and will, happily, try to do better in the future.
Itchy-Supermarket434 on May 18, 2026 6:41 am From my European perspective: why does American Cheese always looks that unnatural, artificial and bad? These are just white and yellow blocks like you couldn’t even recognize that this is actually cheese.
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Oh rattlesnake eggs! If that’s 90 pounds of cheese I’m an armadillo.
Now gimme
Can I be the one to repost this next??
And that’s a problem how???
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
Wouldn’t be shitting for two weeks if I ate that much cheese daily
Hmmm, per year sounds about right.
https://preview.redd.it/58n8gc6yfr1h1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f99e6d8e8f2a9baa72ffbce91a527b370777ec
Wrong. That’s only my breakfast.
I mean if we’re talking about someone playing Skyrim then sure
Tommy McCheesy is a statistical aberation and should be accounted into that average.
I try to let it sink in, but I’m so full of cheese, it just floats.
I used to eat 90 pounds of cheese a day, but then I took an arrow to the knee…
I do my best!
*I WISH* I had that much dedicated “Cheese Time”
The average person swallows nine pounds of spiders in their sleep *per year*
Me in Skyrim when I run out of health potions mid battle
https://preview.redd.it/5wi0fuagmr1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da37a63f892490f4578bc60b5918ca9843bc175b
It’s not April Fool’s Day….
That’s only one Parm wheel
What kind of dumbass bait is this? The average American eats something like *40* pounds of cheese *per year.” Where do you clowns find these memes?
https://preview.redd.it/dr7pjxeknr1h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6ba0e2740ccc59b1a6b994c0965d738bf17573
https://preview.redd.it/as9eg9elnr1h1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff1ec190c5bf6d188dc94b3a5ec1620ea77cfb7
Lol!!!! A whole human body of cheese
I should eat some more
Homer… Did you stay up eating cheese all night again??? I think I’m blind.
The math ain’t mathing here. 🤔
Jokes aside, I don’t even eat 90 pounds of any food in a day. These numbers must be per week. Or month.
This is just breakfast in Wisconsin.
I think I’m blind…
I think everyone in this sub needs a pat on the back.
90 is minimum. Over 100 is the norm.
I don’t, my stomach is full from the credit cards worth of plastic I munch on every wk
https://preview.redd.it/bkww7jai9s1h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94de8271feb9999fd9b20c1521dd26251de30055
Well of course we do, wouldn’t want it going to waste.
Lol. What. No.
Something something cheese georg
In this economy? I’m lucky if I eat one pound of cheese a day.
Well, I think I’ve found the answer to the food hacks question.
https://preview.redd.it/fyfouw2jyt1h1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8433ab866faa9a6cf9542533383c437c4c163981
90 lbs every day, huh? I apologize for slacking and will, happily, try to do better in the future.
From my European perspective: why does American Cheese always looks that unnatural, artificial and bad?
These are just white and yellow blocks like you couldn’t even recognize that this is actually cheese.