I’m pretty sure it’s you guys increasing those daily numbers by so much.

by DickieJohnson

40 Comments

  1. dewanowango on

    Oh rattlesnake eggs! If that’s 90 pounds of cheese I’m an armadillo.

    Now gimme

  2. DueMeat2367 on

    Tommy McCheesy is a statistical aberation and should be accounted into that average.

  3. I used to eat 90 pounds of cheese a day, but then I took an arrow to the knee…

  4. The average person swallows nine pounds of spiders in their sleep *per year*

  5. thefirstwhistlepig on

    What kind of dumbass bait is this? The average American eats something like *40* pounds of cheese *per year.” Where do you clowns find these memes?

  6. Kitchen-Hat-5174 on

    Homer… Did you stay up eating cheese all night again??? I think I’m blind.

  7. Jokes aside, I don’t even eat 90 pounds of any food in a day. These numbers must be per week. Or month.

  8. alligatorprincess007 on

    I don’t, my stomach is full from the credit cards worth of plastic I munch on every wk

  9. 90 lbs every day, huh? I apologize for slacking and will, happily, try to do better in the future.

  10. Itchy-Supermarket434 on

    From my European perspective: why does American Cheese always looks that unnatural, artificial and bad?

    These are just white and yellow blocks like you couldn’t even recognize that this is actually cheese.

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