The audacity of someone to post this

by Red_One777

43 Comments

  1. I will never not be excited about people self-deselecting from cheese, leaving more cheese for me.

  2. Enough-Moose-5816 on

    Who cares what other people think if I’m doing stuff I like and not hurting anybody?!?

  3. welding_guy_from_LI on

    Wait until the people who are so offended by blue cheese find out what antibiotics are made out of

  4. inevitable_death1998 on

    honestly I’m sure they eat other things that use edible mold as an ingredient too. its just that it’s more obvious in blue cheese so people think “ewww gross”

  5. Yeah, they totally caught us. We actually all hate blue cheese, but eat it ironically as a joke.

  6. Y’all… 

    Let me tell you about the Blue Cheese ritual. 

    Step 1) you buy the creamiest but funkiest blue cheese that exists.

    Step 2) you wait in anticipation ALLL DAY.

    Step 3) you send the kids to bed at 8am. 

    Step 4) the wife inevitably decides to take a bath. 

    Now… a quick rundown of the status: you are alone, it is quiet, no one needs anything from you, and the cheese has been waiting for you. But be patient!

    Step 5) bourbon on the rocks

    Step 6) cheese, plate, tiny fork.

    Step 7) sit on the recliner, this summons the cat to jump in your lap. 

    Working slowly: a bite of funky cheese, let it coat your taste buds, enjoy it. Next, a sip of bourbon to reset the taste buds. Now revisit the cheese. Pet the cat. Close your eyes, savor the moment. No one needs you, its quiet, and life is good. 

    THAT is the blue cheese ritual. 

  7. If anyone says I’m lying when I say I like blue cheese, I’ll have them know I ate half a wedge of roquefort today. Sure, I ate it with apple slices, but I raw-dogged that stuff! I didn’t even put it on my apples, lol

  8. CauliflowerHealthy35 on

    Lol, my now wife used to say she only would eat cheese melted. Years later she is always begging me to make a cheese board. Everyone is on their own journey.

  9. Had a girl friend that would scrape blue cheese with her finger nail and pull it with her teeth and eat it. Blue cheese rules

  10. Innsmouth_Swimteam on

    I simply loved a thick blue cheese dressing. The more big chuncks of cheese, the better. The tart dressing and creamy cheese was perfection until theday i got a big ole check of *JustMold.* It was beyond gross. It was disgusting, and i almost vomited in front of my friends and coworkers.

    I dont eat blue cheese anymore.

  11. Legitimate-Guest-529 on

    This kind of cheese is as old as this country, and eaten all over the world, and it’s not the only food containing mold , it incredible the amount of ignorance of some people 🤔

  12. Istg Lots of food aversions stem from trying something solely on its own. But mixed into a proper meal, im sure there’s no ingredient thats not tasty.

  13. We should make way more fun people who are too weak to eat cheese…kinda like people make fun of people who can‘t handle spice.

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