I will never not be excited about people self-deselecting from cheese, leaving more cheese for me.
SlipperyGibbet on
That poster is the mold in the cheese trying not to be consumed
Fuzzy_Welcome8348 on
I will not take this cheese slander!
DocSprotte on
I’d be offended, but this is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror.
Enough-Moose-5816 on
Who cares what other people think if I’m doing stuff I like and not hurting anybody?!?
Forsaken_Budget_425 on
Mo fro mage fo me
welding_guy_from_LI on
Wait until the people who are so offended by blue cheese find out what antibiotics are made out of
inevitable_death1998 on
honestly I’m sure they eat other things that use edible mold as an ingredient too. its just that it’s more obvious in blue cheese so people think “ewww gross”
kombatunit on
I tried to like blue cheese but my taste buds are against it. I have paired it successfully.
SavagePassion on
The mold is the tastiest part.
odiin1731 on
Yeah, they totally caught us. We actually all hate blue cheese, but eat it ironically as a joke.
darthearljones on
Good! Cull the weak, more cheese for me!
printliftrun on
Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
hereandthere_nowhere on
Mmmmmm😋
GrandConsequences on
Straight to jail.
secondphase on
Y’all…
Let me tell you about the Blue Cheese ritual.
Step 1) you buy the creamiest but funkiest blue cheese that exists.
Step 2) you wait in anticipation ALLL DAY.
Step 3) you send the kids to bed at 8am.
Step 4) the wife inevitably decides to take a bath.
Now… a quick rundown of the status: you are alone, it is quiet, no one needs anything from you, and the cheese has been waiting for you. But be patient!
Step 5) bourbon on the rocks
Step 6) cheese, plate, tiny fork.
Step 7) sit on the recliner, this summons the cat to jump in your lap.
Working slowly: a bite of funky cheese, let it coat your taste buds, enjoy it. Next, a sip of bourbon to reset the taste buds. Now revisit the cheese. Pet the cat. Close your eyes, savor the moment. No one needs you, its quiet, and life is good.
THAT is the blue cheese ritual.
MoonlitSkies29 on
If anyone says I’m lying when I say I like blue cheese, I’ll have them know I ate half a wedge of roquefort today. Sure, I ate it with apple slices, but I raw-dogged that stuff! I didn’t even put it on my apples, lol
perplexedparallax on
This made me go get a wedge and I’ll eat it while reading comments.
It’s ok buddy, you don’t have to like adult things. How was kindergarten today?
According_Abies_4087 on
Damn I want a blue cheese mushroom burger so bad now
CauliflowerHealthy35 on
Lol, my now wife used to say she only would eat cheese melted. Years later she is always begging me to make a cheese board. Everyone is on their own journey.
terrierdad420 on
Oh this really grinds my gears! How dare you besmirch my mold! Get him outta here!
upthedips on
Almost all cheese is bacteria so…
thenumbwalker on
Hmmm I love that moldy cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀🤤🤤🤤🤤
prawnjr on
Had a girl friend that would scrape blue cheese with her finger nail and pull it with her teeth and eat it. Blue cheese rules
Sometimes you just need a little mold to help with the sad
Innsmouth_Swimteam on
I simply loved a thick blue cheese dressing. The more big chuncks of cheese, the better. The tart dressing and creamy cheese was perfection until theday i got a big ole check of *JustMold.* It was beyond gross. It was disgusting, and i almost vomited in front of my friends and coworkers.
I dont eat blue cheese anymore.
tombom24 on
Wait till they find out washed rind cheese has the same bacteria as human feet
MartiBBWoman on
Love me some Blue Cheese!
Legitimate-Guest-529 on
This kind of cheese is as old as this country, and eaten all over the world, and it’s not the only food containing mold , it incredible the amount of ignorance of some people 🤔
PreperationOuch on
As opposed to that metaphorical mould found in so many foods.
Crowdfundingprojects on
Doesn’t matter. Cheese is winning. As always.
Seyelent on
Istg Lots of food aversions stem from trying something solely on its own. But mixed into a proper meal, im sure there’s no ingredient thats not tasty.
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I will never not be excited about people self-deselecting from cheese, leaving more cheese for me.
That poster is the mold in the cheese trying not to be consumed
I will not take this cheese slander!
I’d be offended, but this is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror.
Who cares what other people think if I’m doing stuff I like and not hurting anybody?!?
Mo fro mage fo me
Wait until the people who are so offended by blue cheese find out what antibiotics are made out of
honestly I’m sure they eat other things that use edible mold as an ingredient too. its just that it’s more obvious in blue cheese so people think “ewww gross”
I tried to like blue cheese but my taste buds are against it. I have paired it successfully.
The mold is the tastiest part.
Yeah, they totally caught us. We actually all hate blue cheese, but eat it ironically as a joke.
Good! Cull the weak, more cheese for me!
Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
Mmmmmm😋
Straight to jail.
Y’all…
Let me tell you about the Blue Cheese ritual.
Step 1) you buy the creamiest but funkiest blue cheese that exists.
Step 2) you wait in anticipation ALLL DAY.
Step 3) you send the kids to bed at 8am.
Step 4) the wife inevitably decides to take a bath.
Now… a quick rundown of the status: you are alone, it is quiet, no one needs anything from you, and the cheese has been waiting for you. But be patient!
Step 5) bourbon on the rocks
Step 6) cheese, plate, tiny fork.
Step 7) sit on the recliner, this summons the cat to jump in your lap.
Working slowly: a bite of funky cheese, let it coat your taste buds, enjoy it. Next, a sip of bourbon to reset the taste buds. Now revisit the cheese. Pet the cat. Close your eyes, savor the moment. No one needs you, its quiet, and life is good.
THAT is the blue cheese ritual.
If anyone says I’m lying when I say I like blue cheese, I’ll have them know I ate half a wedge of roquefort today. Sure, I ate it with apple slices, but I raw-dogged that stuff! I didn’t even put it on my apples, lol
This made me go get a wedge and I’ll eat it while reading comments.
What a coincidence! I just came across [this song about blue cheese](https://youtube.com/shorts/Io3F1XIS7T4?si=5c9PsBP-uFQ7NAw8) this morning lol
It’s ok buddy, you don’t have to like adult things. How was kindergarten today?
Damn I want a blue cheese mushroom burger so bad now
Lol, my now wife used to say she only would eat cheese melted. Years later she is always begging me to make a cheese board. Everyone is on their own journey.
Oh this really grinds my gears! How dare you besmirch my mold! Get him outta here!
Almost all cheese is bacteria so…
Hmmm I love that moldy cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀🤤🤤🤤🤤
Had a girl friend that would scrape blue cheese with her finger nail and pull it with her teeth and eat it. Blue cheese rules
💯
It’s me!
It’s so fucking good,I prefer gorgonzola though.
Classic meme
https://preview.redd.it/vrsrchrmayig1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f47f3d67f6a3f51c78e1c478ce76a536e13331b
Sometimes you just need a little mold to help with the sad
I simply loved a thick blue cheese dressing. The more big chuncks of cheese, the better. The tart dressing and creamy cheese was perfection until theday i got a big ole check of *JustMold.* It was beyond gross. It was disgusting, and i almost vomited in front of my friends and coworkers.
I dont eat blue cheese anymore.
Wait till they find out washed rind cheese has the same bacteria as human feet
Love me some Blue Cheese!
This kind of cheese is as old as this country, and eaten all over the world, and it’s not the only food containing mold , it incredible the amount of ignorance of some people 🤔
As opposed to that metaphorical mould found in so many foods.
Doesn’t matter. Cheese is winning. As always.
Istg Lots of food aversions stem from trying something solely on its own. But mixed into a proper meal, im sure there’s no ingredient thats not tasty.
https://preview.redd.it/thjh9m9v8zig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802b4d0d9a7d033378b0249328a80536c7148bfc
Just remember…
all cheese is just letting milk go “bad” in a way that tastes good
Someone get me 200cc’s of stilton…STAT
Blue cheese on a cracker drizzled in honey is truly a perfect bite
We should make way more fun people who are too weak to eat cheese…kinda like people make fun of people who can‘t handle spice.