I just kept going. It was really good but when I realized I had eaten the whole thing I kinda felt vomit-y and now my stomach is gurgling and I feel ill, I had crackers with it but it was just SO rich
by Interesting_End_4661
I just kept going. It was really good but when I realized I had eaten the whole thing I kinda felt vomit-y and now my stomach is gurgling and I feel ill, I had crackers with it but it was just SO rich
by Interesting_End_4661
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You’ll be okay but it’s gonna be a stinky day or two for you, lol.
You’re gonna get the Hershey squirts man, but you’ll live
Better get your affairs in order.
It’s a good way to go. Godspeed. 🫡
You are in for some wild dreams.
Hope the toilet is nearby when it all comes rushing out.
*Fear & Loathing in Wisconsin*
You are going to die of gorganzolosis. I’m so sorry.
What a way to go
Drink some juice.
You’ll be fine. Don’t look at my recent posts.
Nope, cheese explosion sorry.
This. This is how I wanna go. Cheese-stuffed to the point of illness and shortly thereafter, death. ❤️
OP, aside from maybe some of the struggles that tend to accompany overindulging in dairy products, and some stanky bathroom episodes, I’m sure you’ll be fine.
super hero origin story
I’m sure you will be fine, but don’t understand blue cheese eating.
It’ll go straight to your thighs. Then you’ll explode
Accidentally?
Your assplosions will be glorious.
What kind of ill do you feel?
I love blue cheese, but there are times when it numbs my tongue and causes me intestinal distress. I seldom partake these days.
We’ve all been there – don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
‘Ate an entire wedge of blue cheese on accident’
Hahahahahaha dunno why that’s so funny
You’re going to explode, and a bunch of blue cheese dressing is going to come out.
I’m guessing by morning you will be more bleu cheese than human
This reminds me of a time 49 years ago when I ate an entire 2-lb block of cheddar and then promptly got into the way back of a station wagon to go look at Christmas lights in Washington DC. I made it about 1.5 hours before my stomached revolted.
You might feel a bit blue
You ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.
On accident… 😉
“I just kept going.”
Cheese has had many of us in this chokehold at one point or another.
So… Tell us you’re stoned without telling us you’re stoned…
Upside, you probably won’t need any penicillin for the next decade
On accident????
“on accident”
By accident
If you have any issues breathing/wheezing/itch in your throat or severe GI issues, go to your pcp or an allergist. I love cheese to an unreasonable degree and had to get my allergist forbid me from having certain types because I refused to cut out cheese completely. I have an inhaler now.
I hate when it happens
You will probably die but it’s worth it
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On accident?
Just know that I’m jealous of you.
Sorry you’re feeling kinda *bleu*
How can you eat a bosh of cheese by accident?
Nope. You’re DED. 7 hours tops.
I love that Vomity. We say that here in Australia where I live
Anything over 1oz of blue cheese will cause a mold farm to grow in your brain.
In a few days time your head will burst open and hundreds of baby cheeselets will come screaming out
“ by accident”