opening it and put the cheese in my mouth works pretty well for me
Best-Reality6718 on
Directions: Cut it, remove the wax, stuff it in your mouth hole, chew, swallow, convert to poo.
cheese_theory on
Mouth parts….also one slice at a time
bonniesansgame on
you cut off the top and get in there. you can also cut off a little section and peel the wax off from that bit too.
not_juicy_pear on
I’d make super thin star slices
Puresparx420 on
Bite
cocodaloco42 on
Monday to Friday you eat one point of the star each day. For the weekend, you cut the remaining circle in half and enjoy over Saturday and Sunday.
It says so on their website
Breaghdragon on
Cut into thin slices and toss like ninja stars at each other.
secondhandleftovers on
Is this r/cheese or r/cheesycirclejerk?
Everyone’s got the same joke.
OP, I hope someone gives you a solid answer and recommendation.
deathnutz on
Wedge wedge wedge wedge wedge pentagon.
AdvertisingNo6887 on
Well first off, this is to be consumed on July 4th and July 4th only, so you missed your window.
Wildlyhotdog on
Just really slam it in there. I mean, full bore cram-jam
SnooSuggestions4887 on
Lol how does one eat cheddar biggest mystery ever
Victoriafoxx on
Fig or apricot jam, baguette
NthatFrenchman on
With some hardtack and ale
The_Wrong_Tone on
Gonna need a cheese gun to cut it, unless you have a bald eagle around to peel the wax.
Salt_Bus2528 on
Use highly tensioned stainless steel wire to carefully remove all of the wax. Then make 0.5 mm passes along the outer perimeter of the cheese until you have about 200 ft of cheese cloth.
lazyironman on
Any way you want… because FREEDOM!
C_GreenEyedCat on
Cut a piece off, then cut down the middle so it’s easier to peel wax off. Once peeled wax off then eat as normal.
pizzaboy117 on
Shirtless in your front yard with a natural light the way our fathers intended
SkyYellow_SunBlue on
Time travel back to 1776, it’s obviously expired.
BAMitsAlex on
Take the wax off and eat it like any other kind of food.
karmagirl314 on
Idk but tell us how it is afterwards.
ClarificationJane on
What is a zebra cake?
kimness1982 on
With your mouth
Profleroy on
A sharp knife and some nice big crackers with a beer would be good
Just_Candle_315 on
With your mouth hole
LunaLycan1987 on
Mouf…
FuzzyTidBits on
Be on the look out for a stand user near by. Someone they know has that shape on their back
Future-Original-2902 on
Try to fit the whole thing in your mouth
SalsaChica75 on
Cut the points off as you need it???
TodaysThoughts21 on
You cut it open
bquietson on
Without representation.
timBschitt on
Invite four friends.
Costanza_takes on
Don’t it’s from 1776!
RBxGemini on
It’s basically Babybel for grownups.
ChristianArmor on
With moon shaped crackers
Amishpornstar7903 on
With a Starburst.
Ok_Access_189 on
One bite at a time
davezilla00 on
With your mouth
Rubmybert on
With your mouth
SevenVeils0 on
What do you mean? I’m so confused by this question.
Cut off desired portion. Peel wax off of it. Slice, grate, cube, take bites, however you want to eat or cook with it.
It’s just cheddar. Treat it as such. I would advise tasting it before deciding how to use it, because cheddars vary widely in taste and texture.
HauntedCemetery on
Like a zebra cake you eat all the white frosting, then the middle.
JeanVicquemare on
It’s Cheddar cheese, in a fun shape. What advice do you need
PrajnaPie on
With your mouth. Chew then swallow.
pat_micklewaite on
If you have to ask how to eat a wax coated cheese maybe it’s best you don’t even try
Alieges on
Slice it horizontally , so you have star shaped cheese to put on burgers, crackers, etc
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opening it and put the cheese in my mouth works pretty well for me
Directions: Cut it, remove the wax, stuff it in your mouth hole, chew, swallow, convert to poo.
Mouth parts….also one slice at a time
you cut off the top and get in there. you can also cut off a little section and peel the wax off from that bit too.
I’d make super thin star slices
Bite
Monday to Friday you eat one point of the star each day. For the weekend, you cut the remaining circle in half and enjoy over Saturday and Sunday.
It says so on their website
Cut into thin slices and toss like ninja stars at each other.
Is this r/cheese or r/cheesycirclejerk?
Everyone’s got the same joke.
OP, I hope someone gives you a solid answer and recommendation.
Wedge wedge wedge wedge wedge pentagon.
Well first off, this is to be consumed on July 4th and July 4th only, so you missed your window.
Just really slam it in there. I mean, full bore cram-jam
Lol how does one eat cheddar biggest mystery ever
Fig or apricot jam, baguette
With some hardtack and ale
Gonna need a cheese gun to cut it, unless you have a bald eagle around to peel the wax.
Use highly tensioned stainless steel wire to carefully remove all of the wax. Then make 0.5 mm passes along the outer perimeter of the cheese until you have about 200 ft of cheese cloth.
Any way you want… because FREEDOM!
Cut a piece off, then cut down the middle so it’s easier to peel wax off. Once peeled wax off then eat as normal.
Shirtless in your front yard with a natural light the way our fathers intended
Time travel back to 1776, it’s obviously expired.
Take the wax off and eat it like any other kind of food.
Idk but tell us how it is afterwards.
What is a zebra cake?
With your mouth
A sharp knife and some nice big crackers with a beer would be good
With your mouth hole
Mouf…
Be on the look out for a stand user near by. Someone they know has that shape on their back
Try to fit the whole thing in your mouth
Cut the points off as you need it???
You cut it open
Without representation.
Invite four friends.
Don’t it’s from 1776!
It’s basically Babybel for grownups.
With moon shaped crackers
With a Starburst.
One bite at a time
With your mouth
With your mouth
What do you mean? I’m so confused by this question.
Cut off desired portion. Peel wax off of it. Slice, grate, cube, take bites, however you want to eat or cook with it.
It’s just cheddar. Treat it as such. I would advise tasting it before deciding how to use it, because cheddars vary widely in taste and texture.
Like a zebra cake you eat all the white frosting, then the middle.
It’s Cheddar cheese, in a fun shape. What advice do you need
With your mouth. Chew then swallow.
If you have to ask how to eat a wax coated cheese maybe it’s best you don’t even try
Slice it horizontally , so you have star shaped cheese to put on burgers, crackers, etc