I have cheese straight from the depths of Hell. What can I do with it?

by twinflxwer

33 Comments

  1. I think I’ve had this or similar on a burger. I’d try it on a slice of apple pie.

  2. ReneLeMarchand on

    I think trying to “do anything” with it is probably a mistake unless you’ve already burned out your tongue on reapers. Maybe some neutral crackers and milk, but I’d say the idea is to experience it as is.

  3. jennyfromtheeblock on

    Mac n cheese. Grilled cheese. Burger. Welsh rarebit. Pommes Aligot. Frito pie.

    The key is to mix it with other cheeses so it doesn’t kill you.

  4. The_OtherGuy_99 on

    I’ve never seen something begging to be nachos harder in my life.

    Barring that, great topper for some killer chili.

    Steak and cheesy scrambled eggs?

    Mix with cream cheese, stuff in a jalapeño, wrap in bacon, and smoke for a couple hours.

    Beer cheese and pretzels.

    Juicy Luci (like a juicy Lucy but spicy).

    You can do all kinds of shit with this.

  5. Super spicy grilled cheese. I’ve done it with this exact brand, and dipping it in tomato bisque did not help tone down the heat, but it sure was delicious!

  6. THECLAWHAMMASLAMMA on

    Fuck someones butthole up. That would constipate tf outta me and make the turd like one of those sauna rocks

  7. Dangerous_Ice17 on

    Shred it for quesadillas or put it in Mac and cheese for more of a bit. Put it in some smoked or crock pot queso. It just cut it up and eat it.

  8. Unlikely_Star_4641 on

    This might sound all around weird to a lot of people but chocolate and cheese is an amazing combo.

    Parmigiano dipped in dark chocolate is excellent… as well as brie or goat cheese with milk chocolate….

    I’ve had habanero cheddar dipped in milk chocolate and loved it.

    Reapers are much more spicy but I’d cut this into small squares and dip some in milk chocolate and some in dark chocolate (to see what goes best) and top with flaky or black sea salt.

  9. Xploding_Penguin on

    Grate it up and mix it in with some mozza or gouda to cut down the spiciness.

  10. Best-Hospital8125 on

    Tell that one friend they can have it free if they try and eat it all. Film it. Youtube. Collect $

  11. Dr_StrangeloveGA on

    Make pimento cheese sandwiches. Take them to work or a family gathering. Don’t tell people that they are Satan’s appetizers.

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