I’m not sure I can agree with this. We’re supposed to believe now that it has 1.5x the caloric value of a SWEET POTATO, the most caloric root vegetable? 3x the calories of a butternut squash? Sounds fake AF.
500PiecesCatPuzzle on
Does anyone else think that the signature looks like a font? This would be sketchy in my country (Germany).
Laughinglady2980 on
It’s wild that almost every tracking app/site shows it as so much less. Are they just out there guessing??
borange01 on
This looks like a straight 28g Carbs + 4g Protein = 32g.
32x4cal/g = 128 cal.
What I’m wondering is if they differentiated between digestible carbs and indigestible fibers for those 28g of carbs.
itsthejasper1123 on
Wait this is hilarious. This should have way more engagement, please post this to r/mildlyinteresting 😂😂
Independent_Brief209 on
this is so unhinged i love it 😭😭
LocalTo0thJar on
Whaaat? No way. Holy shit.
devilwearspuma on
please god someone do microwave popcorn so we can know the truth
soyorskinny on
wait, sorry what did i miss? I’m confused because where I am, we eat a lot of kabocha squash and they’re considered to be high calorie veggies here. these numbers are as expected, were they contested elsewhere?
Bakedalaska1 on
How much did this cost? Cuz I’m unhinged enough to send in some of my regular takeout faves lol
MUFFING_CHAMP on
if i win the lottery i wont tell anyone, but there will be signs (i will send all my food to labs for analysis before eating)
R0amingGn0me on
I LOVE this 😻
privatelit on
:((((( this is my fave low cal filling food
KittyPew02 on
How’d they do this? I need my own lab… lmao
NanoYohaneTSU on
Expected.
Objective_Sink5398 on
This looks fake. Checked out the website. It doesn’t look like they ask you to send in any samples at all. Also they don’t seem to cater to individuals wanting a single sample tested. Did I miss it?
But also have to say, I can’t figure out any motive for someone to fake something like this. What would be the point?
So about 1 and a third per gram. Meanwhile the USDA has 85g for 30 calories. So less than half calorie per gram. Crazy discrepancy
AHH-bbyshark on
If you’re to the point where you have to spend money to figure out the calories of your food please seek help. It’s not normal. Weird how so many people are acting like it is.
originalslicey on
This is a bit ridiculous. We all know nutrition labels aren’t accurate, but lab tests aren’t accurate, either!
Part of the allowable variance in testing is due to variables in the testing itself. If you send the same sample to three different labs, you will get three different results. Every time.

Treat everything like an estimate and don’t stress so much about calories. There’s no way to be 100% sure what you’re ingesting nor what you’re burning. It’s disordered thinking to believe you have so much control down to the last calorie.
Short_Plankton3178 on
calories, questions, and carbs aside, that is a beautiful signature.
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Bless you
This is so extra I love
I’m not sure I can agree with this. We’re supposed to believe now that it has 1.5x the caloric value of a SWEET POTATO, the most caloric root vegetable? 3x the calories of a butternut squash? Sounds fake AF.
Does anyone else think that the signature looks like a font? This would be sketchy in my country (Germany).
It’s wild that almost every tracking app/site shows it as so much less. Are they just out there guessing??
This looks like a straight 28g Carbs + 4g Protein = 32g.
32x4cal/g = 128 cal.
What I’m wondering is if they differentiated between digestible carbs and indigestible fibers for those 28g of carbs.
Wait this is hilarious. This should have way more engagement, please post this to r/mildlyinteresting 😂😂
this is so unhinged i love it 😭😭
Whaaat? No way. Holy shit.
please god someone do microwave popcorn so we can know the truth
wait, sorry what did i miss? I’m confused because where I am, we eat a lot of kabocha squash and they’re considered to be high calorie veggies here. these numbers are as expected, were they contested elsewhere?
How much did this cost? Cuz I’m unhinged enough to send in some of my regular takeout faves lol
if i win the lottery i wont tell anyone, but there will be signs (i will send all my food to labs for analysis before eating)
I LOVE this 😻
:((((( this is my fave low cal filling food
How’d they do this? I need my own lab… lmao
Expected.
This looks fake. Checked out the website. It doesn’t look like they ask you to send in any samples at all. Also they don’t seem to cater to individuals wanting a single sample tested. Did I miss it?
But also have to say, I can’t figure out any motive for someone to fake something like this. What would be the point?
This is unhinged behavior please get help lol
https://preview.redd.it/jg29jgzc8ekc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8f1a3383c255fde9fb37db2ac75b0e8d76afba
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Omg, I’ve been having so much of it, thinking this was some kind nof a dieting hack. Thank you SO MUCH!
Edit: perhaps you can post this on r/volumeeating
Interesting! The USDA has this listed much, much lower on their website. I wonder how the discrepancy happened.
[USDA Resource for Kabocha Squash](https://fdc.nal.usda.gov/fdc-app.html#/food-details/1963721/nutrients)
That’s assuming 100% of the non water/ash weight is fully digestible. You’re giving a pretty misleading conclusion.
Awesome! I love a data driven mind. I think that’s why I track calories.
Is BC Bomb Calemeter?
I’m gonna Lucille Bluth this one bc I don’t understand it and I won’t respond to it lol
Everybody arguing about it and I’m all, wth is a kabocha squash 😂
japanese sources say 78cal per 100g, which seems the most reasonable to me.
[https://calorie.slism.jp/106048/#foodDataDetail](https://calorie.slism.jp/106048/#foodDataDetail)
https://preview.redd.it/wmvize6obfkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceaf887d95b70be66f2b734cfead444925b67a16
ur cracked i love it
So about 1 and a third per gram. Meanwhile the USDA has 85g for 30 calories. So less than half calorie per gram. Crazy discrepancy
If you’re to the point where you have to spend money to figure out the calories of your food please seek help. It’s not normal. Weird how so many people are acting like it is.
This is a bit ridiculous. We all know nutrition labels aren’t accurate, but lab tests aren’t accurate, either!
Part of the allowable variance in testing is due to variables in the testing itself. If you send the same sample to three different labs, you will get three different results. Every time.

Treat everything like an estimate and don’t stress so much about calories. There’s no way to be 100% sure what you’re ingesting nor what you’re burning. It’s disordered thinking to believe you have so much control down to the last calorie.
calories, questions, and carbs aside, that is a beautiful signature.
HERO!