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    What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard someone say about cheese

    by Appropriate-Mall8517

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    1. barebonesbarbie on

      One of my friends thinks american and cheddar cheese are the same thing, she is CONVINCED there is no difference between a Kraft single and an aged high quality cheddar. It boggles my mind 

    2. Ahleckss89 on

      “Why would I buy a cheese with holes in it, I wouldn’t buy a car with a hole in it.”

    3. tiny_blair420 on

      Had a customer ask for Quark because she rubs it on her joints to reduce inflammation.

    4. FishStixxxxxxx on

      “Oh my God this cheese is so good, I’m going to orgasm it’s so good. Oh yes yes yes, it’s so good. Mmmm mmmmmm oh oh yeah I love it, it’s delicious so so good. I- I- I’m gonna. Ouahhh yeah yeah yeah.”

      -me circa 2026

    5. zaphod869 on

      My dad says he doesnt notice the difference between cheddar and american… how is that possible

    17. AccomplishedAd3728 on

      “A duskiness!”

      “Isn’t that great? Would you ever describe a cheese as dusky?”. – gary and his pecorino importing girlfriend trying to impress in VEEP

    22. HeligKo on

      That they don’t like it.

      You can’t tell the difference between vegan cheese and the real thing.

    24. RonnyLurkin on

      My son absolutely HATES it. Like even knowing it’s around his food will make him not eat. I’m think of letting him go to free agency.

    25. pugadoodledoo on

      A customer asked me if the orange color in cheese was from the animal’s blood. I almost fking lost it 😂

    29. Active-Goat-3001 on

      That they don’t like it. 

      Like, what? Number one: it’s cheese. Number two: theres so many different kinds with so many flavors and textures and ways to eat it. Number three: it’s cheese. 

    31. crazy4schwinn on

      Why do you even eat cheese? The human body hasn’t even evolved enough to digest milk from another mammal.

    34. ImNotWitty2019 on

      My daughter once said something had “too much cheese.” Naturally I had to go no contact.

    36. Itzyaboilmaooo on

      My sister hates cheese except shredded cheese. She likes shredded cheese for some reason and will just eat it straight out of the bag. I don’t know what makes it so different to her

    37. TraditionalBasis4518 on

      Kraft singles are a prepared cheese product, not cheese: it can be duplicated by making a bechamel sauce and adding cheese to it to
      Taste. It improves the melting characteristics of real cheese, which tends to separate and get chewy with heat.

    39. kitchengardengal on

      At dinner, my (ex) husband told our 8 year old son, “That’s enough cheese” when son was spooning freshly grated Parmesan on his spaghetti. Son said, “Why? Is there a rule?”

      I agreed with son.

    42. ChefGL1TCH on

      Have heard someone tell me that mild cheddar tastes spicy which there is nothing spicy in mild cheddar

    46. solaroma on

      “You don’t want to eat the rind of brie, it’s made from mold you know”.

      Really? I’m shocked! Shocked I say!

    47. Sonnyjoon91 on

      Custy swore that because there were holes the size of a ballpoint 🖊️ in his yellow American, that means it’s a swiss cheese. Just… No…. Also heard a grown ass man WHINING to his wife to just get “normal” cheese” by which we determined he means mild cheddar and American only. Like slices of Swiss is too much for this man to handle, it was the sort of thing you’d fully expect a toddler having a tantrum to say

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