Have you ever come up with a diet food idea that sounds so great in your head but is 0/10 in real life? This is it for me. Just awful. I ended up eating the caviar off the top and giving the rest to the dogs, but even they didn’t want to eat a greek yogurt tortilla.
This would have been 173 calories and 15g of protein if it were edible :,)
by wunderwomanne
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Girl this sounds awful 😂😂😂but happens to the best of us
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Playing with caviar in THIS economy?
https://i.redd.it/bbk4rmxf6ave1.gif
When I first glanced at the photo I thought it was blackberries on yogurt.
I feel like moxing the caviar into the yogurt with a few other items and rolling into the tortilla might have saved it…or using sour cream or creme freche perhaps? Wow, I am suddenly inspired to take on this monstrosity 😆
I thought this was like banana cream pie with blackberries on top and now I need banana cream pie with blackberries on top 😭
My mouth wants this so badly but my wallet says no 😭
Richie: Eddie, what actually is caviar?
Eddie: It’s fish poo, Your Highness.
Richie: It’s what?
Eddie: It’s fish poo, Your Dukeness. It comes out of a very expensive… fishes… bottom.
Richie: [spitting it out] God, I knew the aristocracy were deprave but I didn’t think things had got this far!
This is my favorite desperation food I’ve ever seen 🤣 amazing, OP.
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize the plate wasn’t the tortilla
r/shittyfoodporn
it’s multicultural
I thought this was r/stupidfood for a sec not gonna lie
If you’re eating caviar just live it up and go all in with the crème fraiche and chips! It’s a special occasion! There’s some things dieting one meant for! ❤️
r/badfoodporn
I see you were going for blini, creme fraiche, and caviar… your idea doesn’t seem that crazy. sorry it didn’t work out
Some things should not be healthyfied 😟
I thought it was brie, the dread when I read tortillas and greek yoghurt
Next time instead of caviar, try smoked salmon with raw sliced red onions. Capers too if you are feeling kinky.
That’s a beautiful plate
Post this on r/mexicanfood and say you’re from Norway trying to make Mexican inspired breakfast lol
I took a similar risk that actually wasn’t too bad this week; keto tortilla with peanut butter and veggie cream cheese then rolled up.
Now I know what I’m having this weekend. Ive been craving caviar for weeks now minus the yogurt lol
if you’re rich enough to be eating caviar you’re rich enough to do better than this 😭
Thought these were Brie bites with a blackberry on top. Disappointed.
The concept sounds good but i’ve never even tried caviar lol. It looks like biscuits with cool whip and blackberries (which sounds delicious…)
Yeah I love all these things separately :/
My worst offense, also Greek yogurt. I wanted something a little sweet, so I made toast, with mashed banana and what I thought might taste like a chocolate cream, aka, Greek yogurt with cocoa powder. It was inedible, and I can eat anything. Truly the most vile thing I’ve ever made. Idk how those 4 ingredients could taste so terrible combined.
🤣 I love how honest you were about it. Sometimes (especially influencers) make gross things and try to pass it off as the best tasting thing ever
As a slavic person, this hurts my soul so much.
I mean I see what you were going for, but it sounds like a blini from hell
Instead of tortilla, use cucumber slices and instead of Greek yogurt use crème fresh or cream cheese.
Source: Soviet-born person.
were you high? did this come to you in a fever dream?
I tried to make blended cottage cheese into ice cream. Nope
As someone who has never eaten caviar – whats the fuss about other than the part that its expensive as hell
But why?
I thought they were blackberries too and was still outraged at the fancy blackberry having money 😂😂😂
Why
You could’ve just had six potato chips and crème freche with the caviar for like the same or fewer calories! Food jail, and to 1200isjerky with you. 🙂
I thought that was caviar on chunks of brie 🫠. I suspect that would have hit better.
I’m not sure how that combination sounded good in your head.
I thought this was berries on brie 😂
I lovee your plate
I love cucumber rounds with cream cheese/ greek yogurt and (fake) caviar instead!
😂😂😂
OP, why not sour cream as is traditional? On pork rinds? With caviar. Add chives. Or, roasted radishes instead of potatoes. I see your vision just so you know.