I actually keep a fortune jar on my front porch, so I pulled one for you: “Often, problems are knots with many strands, and looking at those strands can make a problem seem different” – Mr. Rogers
mcmcreate on
thats so funny, I got one last week with my bf that said ” enjoy your health well it lasts” and I was like 🤣😭 is this a fucking threat
cindzey on
LOL my family got this last time we got Chinese, my dad thought he won 50,000 dollars and my sister looked it up and said no every new gambler gets 50000 credits that are non redeemable for cash.
slyzard94 on
r/boringdystopia
angryfoodgirl on
You need to put this on r/wellthatsucks 😭 so sorry
BuffyTheMoronSlayer on
“A crummy commercial? Son of a Bitch!”
That-Addendum-9064 on
back when NFTs were all the rage i got an ad for one in a fortune cookie. i’m still appalled
False-Echidna-6964 on
I’m sorry this is making me giggle. Why would they put that in there 🤣
atticusvellichor on
Thats dystopian asf
Indigosky7 on
Maybe it’s a sign. Or it’s saying don’t be a loser, keep gambling! lol
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That’s crazyyyyyy gambling ads should be illegal
I actually keep a fortune jar on my front porch, so I pulled one for you: “Often, problems are knots with many strands, and looking at those strands can make a problem seem different” – Mr. Rogers
thats so funny, I got one last week with my bf that said ” enjoy your health well it lasts” and I was like 🤣😭 is this a fucking threat
LOL my family got this last time we got Chinese, my dad thought he won 50,000 dollars and my sister looked it up and said no every new gambler gets 50000 credits that are non redeemable for cash.
r/boringdystopia
You need to put this on r/wellthatsucks 😭 so sorry
“A crummy commercial? Son of a Bitch!”
back when NFTs were all the rage i got an ad for one in a fortune cookie. i’m still appalled
I’m sorry this is making me giggle. Why would they put that in there 🤣
Thats dystopian asf
Maybe it’s a sign. Or it’s saying don’t be a loser, keep gambling! lol