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    1200 Calorie Diet

    It’s so easy to be on a deficit just blast your system with 5 stimulants at once sweety :)

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    1. A_Witch_And_Her_Whey on

      Debunked! I was WAY fatter when I drank monster and smoked Marlboros. It’s almost like I wasn’t very health focused at the time. 

    3. dumbroad on

      It depends on the person. Caffeine def helps me but I’ve also been on Adderall over a decade and still got fat

    8. darraghfenacin on

      Thats pretty much the diet of the under 30s in my team. One just drinks pre-workout in the office 

    14. CrestonSpiers on

      How can people drink coke and coffee on an empty stomach? I feel like a hole is burned through my stomach lining

    15. AsterFlauros on

      I’m sipping on Coke Zero after having my morning coffee as we speak.

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    18. exobiologickitten on

      This is me and I still have food noise 😭 I am a basket case of ADHD and maybe the tism and so many comfort emotions wrapped up in specific foods. It’s hell even on ADHD treatment and meds.

      The people I know who do say this line IRL are neurotypical folks with healthy impulses like preferring water over ordering drinks, god for-fucking-bid. My own twin sister included. Fucking unbelievable.

    19. stonedivision on

      When this is your diet but you still get food noise all the time 😡😡😡

    20. hyperfat on

      Decaffeinated tea and a cigarette. Might have an eggo with hot sauce.

      I don’t know what 3vof those are and I only smoke. Bad habits.

    21. hissyhissy on

      I’m on a long journey in my friends car and I packed literally this, with a token salad bowl because health. 

    23. customlover on

      Protein shake, methylphenidate (for my adhd), diet pepsi, and celcius cherry cola keep me alive until noon 😂

    24. occultpretzel on

      Food noise is real and it is horrible! I thought it was normal that I almost always think about food. Apparently, it isn’t…

    28. ravenously_red on

      That coffee and cigarette combo SLAPS. I quit smoking years ago, but damn is it effective at reducing food noise.

    30. FortunateMammal on

      I mean, this is me plus Vyvanse and I’m still fat, so… Thanks, AuDHD! 😀

    33. Corpse_Party28 on

      Me watching this after drinking my morning black coffee 3 hours ago and now drinking my first can of coke zero (it’s 12:38 pm)

    34. MostlyCats95 on

      Look, if you take away my 30-50 ounces of unsweet tea a day I stop being a human being and turn into a tired gremlin.

    35. NeonBluee_jay on

      Oh no… I literally have only had the stuff in the pics today other than the zyns. What is this even saying? I feel like I’m actually having more calories these days than ever before on diets. And cigarettes. I’m coming to terms with not having to starve myself all week and wearing a little baggier clothings so I don’t feel guilty when I eat a little because 2 pounds would show in my old jeans. Your pic makes me feel like I still have a problem

    37. grizzantula on

      My god this would DESTROY my stomach in the morning.

      Sidenote: If those Zyn touches are supposed to help you quit smoking, then how come everyone I know that uses em also still vapes?

    43. Sherbert_Sun243 on

      I feel like I’m fat as fuck cause I consume all of this before 9am and I still feel hungry by noon lmao

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