Tried this fuckass plate I keep seeing on social media.

I’ve been meaning to add more variety to my meals—I eat a lot of the same foods everyday, so this was a fun little thing to finally get me to do it.

I like it. Was extremely filling though, I was only able to eat about half of everything before I tapped out. Which isn’t too surprising since I typically eat around 400kcal for meals and there’s a lot of volume here. Will have to eat the rest later.

I had never eaten asparagus raw before, was surprised at how much I liked it. The texture and taste was 10/10 for me.

by anonymousexgf

20 Comments

  1. I’m trying to figure out how this adds up to 600 calorie. So many ultra low calorie options here

  2. moderatelyhellacious on

    Ooh yum! Can you share the details about what’s all on the plate?

  3. Anyone-9451 on

    I don’t know why but the only think bothering me is the raw asparagus…it would be as bad as raw zucchini. Like I know you can eat it raw and have sliced up in salads but for some reason as just a whole spear it seems so weird…maybe I’m weird…

  4. apparently the nutrients of cruciferous veggies are absorbed better when cooked

  5. Subject_Alarm5377 on

    Has anyone who tried this gotten a stomachache from all the raw veggies? Seems like it would be hard to digest

  6. Sugar_and_Knives on

    I love a good smack tray personally. Gives me a bunch of options to choose from and increases the volume of the meal without necessarily adding a ton of cals.

  7. I just wanna show my appreciation for a fellow “fuckass” user 🫶🏻 def my fave curse word combo

  8. Lordmordor666 on

    I think that if I ate this I would fart to the stratosphere or vomit because I have texture issues with the egg and cottage cheese.

  9. flextape1O1 on

    How is the cottage cheese and mustard combo? I assume the mustard overhwelms the entire thing?

  10. devour_feculence___ on

    Thanks for posting this, it looks great! I usually just make a big veggie plate, but adding a couple of sausages, an egg, and cottage cheese sounds great 😃

  11. Is that 2 types of mustard on top of cottage cheese? I’m calling the police.

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