Omg haha I was stoked for a second, thought it was going to be some amazing 30 calorie brownie
Numerous-Effort-4451 on
Lol
pancakecel on
Noooooooooo
YamCollector on
I have never understood how they’re cramming that many calories into desserts that small.
My specialty is a 9×5 loaf of raspberry bread, filled to the tippy top, and the *whole thing* is 2,000 calories. I don’t try to make it low fat either, there’s a whole stick of butta in that bitch. It’s the same size as 5 or 6 of these crumble brownies stacked, and *still* less calories than 2 of them.
HOW
Zerozara on
OMAD ✨ except I’d probably throw it all up seconds later so it’s actually a net positive
gaderwist on
I split one with my partner. It’s good too 😭
myusername2017 on
Hah, you got me!
wine-plants-thrift on
I just had this brownie and it was delicious. 😩 I did scrap off the frosting and only had 1/4 of it – which to me was fine because it was so rich I didn’t want more than a 1/4 but yeah… it’s a crazy count. Back to my 40 calorie fudgsicles.
vegasidol on
Good thing I only ate 1/4 of 1 on 2 different days.
noone240_0 on
the type of food ppl think it’s just a snack lol
argus4ever on
It blows my mind how calorie dense some of their items are.
Like humans were never meant to eat this stuff, yet I still want it lol
cookietango on
This is just cruel. Haha.
Full_Ad_5722 on
why in the hell is there almost 300 calories for the mini cookie .. what is in there
Oregonrider2014 on
Holy shit it must be pure butter and sugar as dense as possible
CurtisJay5455 on
OMAD
Maleficent-Crow-5 on
Honestly a crime…
Flat_Transition_3775 on
Dang wtf they put in that cookie??!! lol 😂
No-Cockroach-4237 on
omad !!
amateurlurker300 on
How do you even make a brownie with such a high amount of calories? It feels like they would need to go out of their way to add calories to make it this dense.
Xconsciousness on
Crumbl is a significant reason I gained back all the weight I lost. Avoid Crumbl like the plague, I’m serious. The app is especially predatory by nature. Honestly they need to go out of business forever.
RafRafRafRaf on
I lol’ed. Oh dear.
That one friend who desperately needs super nutrient dense food because he doesn’t have the energy to eat much might be glad to hear about it though!
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Omg haha I was stoked for a second, thought it was going to be some amazing 30 calorie brownie
Lol
Noooooooooo
I have never understood how they’re cramming that many calories into desserts that small.
My specialty is a 9×5 loaf of raspberry bread, filled to the tippy top, and the *whole thing* is 2,000 calories. I don’t try to make it low fat either, there’s a whole stick of butta in that bitch. It’s the same size as 5 or 6 of these crumble brownies stacked, and *still* less calories than 2 of them.
HOW
OMAD ✨ except I’d probably throw it all up seconds later so it’s actually a net positive
I split one with my partner. It’s good too 😭
Hah, you got me!
I just had this brownie and it was delicious. 😩 I did scrap off the frosting and only had 1/4 of it – which to me was fine because it was so rich I didn’t want more than a 1/4 but yeah… it’s a crazy count. Back to my 40 calorie fudgsicles.
Good thing I only ate 1/4 of 1 on 2 different days.
the type of food ppl think it’s just a snack lol
It blows my mind how calorie dense some of their items are.
Like humans were never meant to eat this stuff, yet I still want it lol
This is just cruel. Haha.
why in the hell is there almost 300 calories for the mini cookie .. what is in there
Holy shit it must be pure butter and sugar as dense as possible
OMAD
Honestly a crime…
Dang wtf they put in that cookie??!! lol 😂
omad !!
How do you even make a brownie with such a high amount of calories? It feels like they would need to go out of their way to add calories to make it this dense.
Crumbl is a significant reason I gained back all the weight I lost. Avoid Crumbl like the plague, I’m serious. The app is especially predatory by nature. Honestly they need to go out of business forever.
I lol’ed. Oh dear.
That one friend who desperately needs super nutrient dense food because he doesn’t have the energy to eat much might be glad to hear about it though!