This one got a real, actual giggle out of me. It’s just so “what a weird dream that was”-like.
What put me over the edge was seeing the daily kcal target 😂
johnnydappeth on
655,641 is plenty
sariaru on
I mean, I think that’s my toddler’s daily intake. She is always, and I mean *always* eating.
Growth spurts be wild, yo.
Crimson_Eyes on
What is this app?
botanicmechanics on
A star is born
Frolicking_Trex on
I poverty how the apps dont even question this, like “oh you gained roughly 49850 lbs well I guess you get 600k calories now.”
twin_suns_3 on
So that’s what people mean when they say baby weight…
Future-Assignment261 on
😂
rabidstoat on
Dude, I don’t want to fat shame you or anything, but you weigh as much as the average humpback whale. You probably should try cutting down to, like, 45000 pounds.
twbird18 on
One time I failed to turn off map my walk and broke it. It said I burned 104K calories in 4 hours lol.
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This one got a real, actual giggle out of me. It’s just so “what a weird dream that was”-like.
What put me over the edge was seeing the daily kcal target 😂
655,641 is plenty
I mean, I think that’s my toddler’s daily intake. She is always, and I mean *always* eating.
Growth spurts be wild, yo.
What is this app?
A star is born
I poverty how the apps dont even question this, like “oh you gained roughly 49850 lbs well I guess you get 600k calories now.”
So that’s what people mean when they say baby weight…
😂
Dude, I don’t want to fat shame you or anything, but you weigh as much as the average humpback whale. You probably should try cutting down to, like, 45000 pounds.
One time I failed to turn off map my walk and broke it. It said I burned 104K calories in 4 hours lol.