You could probably lick a piece of chocolate with that many calories left!!! What a treat that is
blackrueger on
pickles have no calories so I guess a few of those
fuchsiabunny on
be wild and go over with one lil grape (2 calories) haha
261989 on
this guy
might_be_alright on
napkin.
drcatsatan on
Treat yourself to half a tic tac
TGin-the-goldy on
The whiff of a chicken nugget
FrostyLuv5 on
3/4 piece of gum 💀
tequilamockingbird37 on
I love pickles especially the little baby dills. Bread and butter is not my bread and butter so I avoid those but pickles are always a win
zzrynn on
a raspberry or blueberry… my fav one cal treats 😩❤️
okay_but_what on
Photosynthesis
enchantingoctopus on
Save it for tomorrow.
kitchenkuchillo on
Save it. One day in the near future you’ll have a Wendy’s Baconator and that one calorie will be absolutely key in preventing you going over your budget.
ailee43 on
8 gallons of water
pauli129 on
Breathing
guimontag on
One entire tablespoon of tabasco sauce
beesxoxo on
a finger nail 💅🏽
otxmyn on
swallow a piece of air!
Practical_Listen_412 on
a single raspberry
Aggressive_Many_1880 on
1 slice of a cucumber. That’s exactly one calorie. One and done!
Horror-Impression411 on
Should post on r/1200isveryjerky too 😂
cinemadoll137 on
Gum or go crazy and have a single rectangle of a hersheys chocolate bar
runhomejack1399 on
Sleep
Dazzling_Marzipan474 on
You could eat at least a few shovels of dirt
SaginawScatFun on
One singular gram of vegan shepherd’s pie
sholbyy on
A pickle!
theYouerYou_ on
Have a nice deep breath.
WRCREX on
A drop of Tabasco or a bite of a pickle.
miller94 on
A quarter of a piece of gum
Zimtt on
Drink your tear this is 1 cal lol
plasticbunny96 on
Air
AdDouble5515 on
meringue cookie only 1 cal each
sophijor on
If you only have 1 calorie you might as well have nothing bc not much is just 1 calorie tbh
BishImAThotGetMeLit on
Brush your teeth twice tonight
Calorina21 on
1 raspberry
CanWeNapPlease on
Scream for 10 seconds and it may double that calorie.
Sothangel on
Save it up – One calories saved a day will be something nice for the end of the year!
Alternatively, a shot of water!
ConsciousScale960 on
1 diet coke
SeaweedSecurity on
Air flavored air.
aheart4art on
1 blueberry 😆
Quicksilver7716 on
Dihydrogen monoxide.
cilt on
Swallow your toothpaste instead of spitting it out as a little treat
Many-Spring-2275 on
One bugar
egg96 on
Take a nice sniff of a piece of chocolate
Le_Fancy_Me on
You can just live in complete denial and sem-regularly leave <9 calories left over at the end of the day. Then one day when you go over by a huge amount because it was this or that special occasion you just imagine that all those times you had some calories to spare all added up to account for this moment. Certainly DO NOT look up any averages and just accept blindly that it just works out.
Visible-Walk4152 on
Your last fuck and just go over a little 😂
Throwaway-Happy-Home on
Find your nearest bakery and ask if you can lick their service counter. The crumbs should add up to just about.
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You could probably lick a piece of chocolate with that many calories left!!! What a treat that is
pickles have no calories so I guess a few of those
be wild and go over with one lil grape (2 calories) haha
this guy
napkin.
Treat yourself to half a tic tac
The whiff of a chicken nugget
3/4 piece of gum 💀
I love pickles especially the little baby dills. Bread and butter is not my bread and butter so I avoid those but pickles are always a win
a raspberry or blueberry… my fav one cal treats 😩❤️
Photosynthesis
Save it for tomorrow.
Save it. One day in the near future you’ll have a Wendy’s Baconator and that one calorie will be absolutely key in preventing you going over your budget.
8 gallons of water
Breathing
One entire tablespoon of tabasco sauce
a finger nail 💅🏽
swallow a piece of air!
a single raspberry
1 slice of a cucumber. That’s exactly one calorie. One and done!
Should post on r/1200isveryjerky too 😂
Gum or go crazy and have a single rectangle of a hersheys chocolate bar
Sleep
You could eat at least a few shovels of dirt
One singular gram of vegan shepherd’s pie
A pickle!
Have a nice deep breath.
A drop of Tabasco or a bite of a pickle.
A quarter of a piece of gum
Drink your tear this is 1 cal lol
Air
meringue cookie only 1 cal each
If you only have 1 calorie you might as well have nothing bc not much is just 1 calorie tbh
Brush your teeth twice tonight
1 raspberry
Scream for 10 seconds and it may double that calorie.
Save it up – One calories saved a day will be something nice for the end of the year!
Alternatively, a shot of water!
1 diet coke
Air flavored air.
1 blueberry 😆
Dihydrogen monoxide.
Swallow your toothpaste instead of spitting it out as a little treat
One bugar
Take a nice sniff of a piece of chocolate
You can just live in complete denial and sem-regularly leave <9 calories left over at the end of the day. Then one day when you go over by a huge amount because it was this or that special occasion you just imagine that all those times you had some calories to spare all added up to account for this moment. Certainly DO NOT look up any averages and just accept blindly that it just works out.
Your last fuck and just go over a little 😂
Find your nearest bakery and ask if you can lick their service counter. The crumbs should add up to just about.