Hey, I’m a moron! I’ve been telling myself I’d attempt this for a couple years so I’m glad I finally gave it a shot. I very regrettably attempted the 9/9/9 challenge … and even more regrettably got through it. The hardest part no doubt is the fluid and carbonation. Insaaane bloat. The last dog and drink I finished just before the start of the bottom of the ninth and I just about gagged through it. The toppings are what got me through though. Doing this with nine ordinary lagers and nine plain or same-topped hot dogs would be death. For my toppings, I did: hot giardiniera, ketchup, hot cocktail sauce, spicy kimchi, garlic sauce, sriracha, chili onion crunch, sweet relish, and yellow mustard. Welp, ima go take my eleventh piss now. 👋🏻
by Alextricity