hotlavatube on March 14, 2026 8:58 pm This feels like something that’d be featured in a 1950s-70s cookbook on entertaining next to the “Crown Frankfurter Surprise”
Ok-Dimension5509 on March 14, 2026 9:02 pm Only thing that’s missing imo is a Ferrero Rocher, but maybe that would have been *too* fancy, idk
Tartlemonade on March 14, 2026 9:08 pm Have you thought about buying a torch and giving them a bit of color?
prettymuthafucka on March 14, 2026 9:21 pm The fuck is this? I would kick you out if you brought this
newbies13 on March 14, 2026 9:24 pm You know exactly what that looks like, get out of here with your innocent routine.
Non-BinaryGeek on March 14, 2026 9:41 pm This a party where you all stick your keys in a bowl or something?
Drak_is_Right on March 14, 2026 9:43 pm Interesting. Doesn’t quite qualify as cute, but certainly interesting and probably tasty. I would flip the trunk sausage over so the rounded side is up. What were the eyes?
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Holy shit I love them, I’m also just as amazed as the guests
This feels like something that’d be featured in a 1950s-70s cookbook on entertaining next to the “Crown Frankfurter Surprise”
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Only thing that’s missing imo is a Ferrero Rocher, but maybe that would have been *too* fancy, idk
No notes. They’re perfect.
Have you thought about buying a torch and giving them a bit of color?
Feels like the trunk is coming out of the mouth.
I don’t like this
Can we have the rest of the menu?
The fuck is this? I would kick you out if you brought this
Ah. Just like Babar used to make
You know exactly what that looks like, get out of here with your innocent routine.
I see a Lickatung
No way those are homemade! Mind blown! So great!
This is just ewwww
r/mildlypenis
Honestly I’d devour these
Or my goodness.. I thought these were mice
I would guess that you are british.
What up!?
points for creativity
r/shittyfoodporn
Ngl this is cute and fun, I rate it
This a party where you all stick your keys in a bowl or something?
Interesting. Doesn’t quite qualify as cute, but certainly interesting and probably tasty.
I would flip the trunk sausage over so the rounded side is up.
What were the eyes?
Ah yes, a *classy* party.
DIWhy?
Rabite… Secret of Mana shit…
How do you even eat this
I don’t know.. is it classy enough?