I was food porn shamed. So I'm at a doctor's visit. Sitting in just my boxers shivering like a chihuahua in an animal shelter commercial. Doctor's takes a look from head to toe and asks "how many snacks do you eat?"
Me: WTF!
DR: Like what's your diet like?
Me: Well I'll show (take out my phone and scroll through some pics and stop on the picture above) Stuff like this.
DR: I saw your camera roll. The bacon, burgers, pasta
Me: Pasta? Was there cheese?
Dr: Yeah there was cheese. Did you fry that egg in butter?
Me: I'm not going to lie to you. And I think we're finished here.
I got dressed and drove directly to a bagel market and ordered and everything bagel with veggie cream cheese. Call me fat?!
by Blue_146